Awesome

Good quotes:

William: "It's good for girls to be skinny."

William: "There's a time for everything. Time to eat. Time to sleep. Time to play. Time to go to the bathroom. Time is very important."

Jared: "Why didn't you answer the door?"
Alison: "I was on the phone."
Jared: "You couldn't answer the door while on the phone?"
Alison: "No. What if the person at the door had a gun?"
Jared: "You would be able to deal with the gun if you weren't on the phone?"
Alison: "No, good point."

Mystery case:

On Thursday morning Jared put the trash can out by the side of the road. When he came home the trash can was gone. Strange, right? So, Friday morning, I called the 800 number listed on the side of a neighbors trash can. That number referred me to another 800 number. I called that number only to find that I was connected to a 99 cent/min sex line! I have to admit, I listened to the advertisement for about 30 seconds because it was so intriguing. I finally hung up once the recording started offering something extra for $2.99/min and I felt super awkward. Case still unsolved. I finally called the trash company only to find that the trash bill had not been paid in about 3 months. Trash bill?!? Oh, about that...So anyway, I paid the 30 bucks and they're supposed to deliver another can this week. Case closed.